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The Santaland Diaries

December 7 - December 16 / Theatre514

Friday, December 7, 2018 at 8:00 PM

Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 8:00 PM

Sunday, December 9, 2018 at 3:00 PM 

Thursday, December 13, 2018 at 8:00 PM

Friday, December 14, 2018 at 8:00 PM

Saturday, December 15, 2018 at 8:00 PM

Sunday, December 16, 2018 at 3:00 PM


Regular Pricing

$29 Adults

$27 Student/Senior/Military

$24 Civic Theatre Members*



$26 Adults

$24 Student/Senior

$21 Civic Theatre Members* 

PLEASE NOTE: A $3.50 per ticket processing fee applies regardless if purchased online, over the phone, or at the box office, and will be added to the order towards the end of your purchase.

*Members- Please purchase over the phone or in person to receive your discount!

Discounts for Theater Students and Groups of 8 or more!

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Written by David Sedaris, adapted by Joe Mantello

Direction by Will Morris

THE SANTALAND DIARIES is a brilliant evocation of what a slacker's Christmas must feel like. Out of work, our slacker decides to become a Macy's elf during the holiday crunch. At first the job is simply humiliating, but once the thousands of visitors start pouring through Santa's workshop, he becomes battle-weary and bitter. Finding consolation in the fact that some of the other elves were television extras on One Life to Live, he grins and bears it, occasionally taking out his frustrations on the children and parents alike. The piece ends with yet another Santa being ushered into the workshop, but this one is different from the lecherous or drunken ones with whom he has had to work. This Santa actually seems to care about and love the children who come to see him, startling our hero into an uncharacteristic moment of goodwill, just before his employment runs out. 

We recommend this for those 14+ due to mature language and themes. Civic’s policy is to inform audiences of content, but to let parents, guardians, and teachers make decisions that they feel is most appropriate for youth and teens in their care.

Performances will be held in Civic’s Theatre514


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514 N 19th Street
Allentown, PA 18104

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